I Had a Smokin’ Good Time at the Museum of Burnt Food!


But, Is He Jewish?

Gift of the “Benveniste Carbon Dating Service”

This beautifully preserved specimen tells it all: a beloved food, object of gustatory desire, placed in the oven with the best of intentions — and yet, as so often happens, preoccupation with life’s ephemera leaves the beloved alone, neglected, ultimately its heart (and in this case everything else as well) turned hard as stone.